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Sunday, May 13, 2007

A little Mother's Day Humor

I found this over at Father Joe's blog.

Answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mother?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Go over to visit Fr. Joe and read the rest!

And to all you Mothers out there, you know who you are...God bless you and thanks for saying YES to life!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks so much Adoro!
God bless you!

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Adoro -- I don't know if you're a Mom yourself, but if so, hope you had a wonderful day!

Adoro te Devote said...

Thank you, anon 1 & 2.

No, I'm not a mother, but I have one I love very much! :-)