My Identity

I've written before of the reasons I blog anonymously, using a pen name. Among my readers are MANY who know who I am, where I live, where I work, etc. etc. etc. They keep me very accountable and they often disagree with what I say although they don't always do so publicly.

For those who would like my personal information but aren't entitled, here is what you need to know:

1. My name is Adoro. Last name: te Devote

(root: Latin type: romance language like Spanish, Swahili, French) Meaning: I Adore You [Jesus in the Blessed Sacrament]

2. I live in Minneapolis

3. If you don't like my blog, please call or fax the following numbers to complain:

Comments: 202-456-1111
Switchboard: 202-456-1414
FAX: 202-456-2461

(Eventually I'll probably be silenced and you'll finally be at peace and have no one to flame with anonymous demands for personal information)

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I used to have a complaint department, but the taxes were so high I couldn't afford to keep them on staff so I had to let them go. I hear they've been hired out as anonymous flamers on blogs, news pages and other websites. Quite a lucrative job if you can get it.

It only requires a lack of dignity, willingness to leave logic and courtesy at the sign-in page and basically be as big a jerk as possible but without the chance of anyone ever finding out who you are without tracking your IP Address....hmm...which is really fun to do....

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