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Friday, October 09, 2009

I Haven't Done Anything Either

So....where's MY prize?

And, when I get my Nobel Prize, can I have mine in Milka Milk Chocolate with their yummy cream center? (They make the BEST chocolate in the WORLD!)

Will I have to go to McDonald's and order a Happy Meal in order to get it, or should I just go to the store and get Cracker Jacks?

What I REALLY want to know, though, is how MUCH you don't have to do in order to be rewarded for not doing it?

The sad thing is that the bar is so low that even I'M too tall to reach it now. Never thought I'd say such a thing.... *sigh*

When even the underachievers can't match the underachievements of our Nobel Prize winners these days, well, what hope is there for the rest of us?

4 comments:

Cathy_of_Alex said...

I'm literally doing nothing! Even the unemployed can't catch a vote in this thing!

Daily Grace said...

This is GREAT!!!!

Adoro said...

Cathy ~ I KNOW! Amazing, isn't it!?

Daily Grace ~ Thanks! :-D

Mary333 said...

And no longer shall it be called The Nobel Peace Prize but the Ignoble Piece of [am I allowed to say crap on this site; if not, please insert your own word]______
Prize. And yeah...you're way too tall.