* Yes. I think the Feds are after me, or maybe the Mafia, and I want to become a Nun in New York and lead a choir. Sounds like a great way to have fun and not get shot.
"What are you trying to escape?"
RESPONSES FROM MY GUESTS:
* You know that whole thing about the Builderburg group? well I shouldn't have tried to expose their conspiracies......
* The Sisters just got a 72" Plasma TV, and satellite TV, and you're an NFL/Nascar/golf/hockey junkie.
"Really Not Funny"
* I'm a closet anorexic, and this life lets it stay in the closet.
* It's a life of ease... no bills, no bad people, no worries.
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